I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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