what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Your dad touched me again.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
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