didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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