It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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