i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
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