Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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