omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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