Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
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