My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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