whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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