my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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