i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Randomize