and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Cover your peen. We're going out.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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