I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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