oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
only if we run a train.
done.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I look excited, but its just a facade.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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