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I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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