I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Randomize
