summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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