you're like a bully in the Christmas story
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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