I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
