Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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