You're earring is so big in my mouth
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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