I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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