just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
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