Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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