hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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