If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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