Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
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