Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
so let's talk penis.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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