So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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