dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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