I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I am full of burrito and curiosity
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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