Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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