We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
