So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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