What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
This gyro tastes like lonliness
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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