You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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