I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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