i would punch a child for taco bell
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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