I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
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You. Win. At. Life.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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