while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I enjoy the company of your penis
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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