Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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