I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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