he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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