am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Randomize
