I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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