Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
You can't special order awesome
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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