i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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