And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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