we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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